Top Vehicles for Ungrateful Whelps

Matthew Guy
by Matthew Guy

Several schools of thought exist about buying a set of wheels for a teenager or new driver. Some say the youngsters should be forced to drive a knackered hand-me-down, one which builds character and won’t cost a mint when it is inevitably crashed into a tree. 


Others are of the mind that the expected tree-crashing is exactly why parents should stuff their newly licensed children into something new packing all the latest safety features. Then, in the middle ground, we find some families reaching for gently used vehicles with decent crash ratings but ones that won’t break the bank.


Whatever yer stance, Consumer Reports and the Insurance Institute for Highway Safety have a few suggestions. Now, more than ever, finding an appropriate vehicle that’s actually affordable can be challenging – to put it mildly – given a hyperactive used car market and skyrocketing price tags of even the most horrid machines. This author recently saw a beige 2002 Ford Windstar with 168,000 miles priced at $9,995, fer chrissakes. So, what to do?


“As parents, we can’t control what happens on the road once our teen driver pulls out of the driveway,” says Jennifer Stockburger, director of operations at CR’s Auto Test Center. “But we do have some say in the type of vehicle they drive off in, and that can make a huge difference.” CR and the IIHS have relaxed their $10,000 price cap in recent years, thanks to the overheated market and upward cost pressures, but a goodly number of recommended vehicles still reside in four-figure territory.


Examples? Try the Mazda 3 sedan or hatchback, specifically model years 2014 to 2020, since there should be ample choices under ten grand. Same goes for a Subaru Legacy from the mid-2010s. The little Kia Soul (specifically 2013, 2017, and 2019 models thanks to survey and other scores) gets a nod, as does the stalwart Toyota Corolla from 2013 onwards. Daddy Warbucks, who may be shopping for a brand-new car, is directed towards the likes of a Mazda 3 or Honda HR-V. Check out this link for the full list.


As you’d expect from these types of data-driven organizations, the roster is a bit more than a popularity contest. In addition to other metrics, all rigs on the list have above-average reliability based on CR surveys, dry braking distances of less than 145 feet from 60 mph, top marks in four different crash tests, and stability control as standard equipment.


[Image: Mazda]


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Matthew Guy
Matthew Guy

Matthew buys, sells, fixes, & races cars. As a human index of auto & auction knowledge, he is fond of making money and offering loud opinions.

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  • SCE to AUX SCE to AUX on May 31, 2023

    A big part of road safety is defensive driving, patience, and being alert. This means no DUI, drugs, speeding, texting, driving drowsy, weather risks, or being coaxed by your friends to do something stupid.


    Road deaths are climbing despite all the modern tech, and it's because people ignore basic principles of road safety.


    After that, the car is secondary.


    Three of my 5 kids had a car in college - a 2-year-old Sonata (paid for by child #2), a 9-year-old Sonata (paid for by child #3), and a 12-year-old Rabbit (paid for by me for child #5). Respectively, those cars are now 12 (just sold), 16 (still running), and 15 (still running).


    These cars have all been reasonably reliable. When I was in college in the mid-80s (as a commuter the entire time), I drove junk. Over the course of 2 schools and 6 years, I went through 3 cars, 2.5 engine rebuilds, major rust mitigations, and countless repairs which seemed like a weekly thing. I spent about $1000 total for all three back then, so maybe $3000 today. Think of what 3 cars you could get for $3k total today.


    But I had no money, so fixing them was all I could do. Parked outside, just getting them to start in the winter was an accomplishment. Today's cars are so much better.


    By some miracle, none of my kids has had an accident - unlike me - so I have much to be grateful for.

  • Syke Syke on Jun 20, 2023

    First generation Nissan Leaf with some decent mileage left on the battery. Good commuting transportation, definitely uncool enough to keep the teen's ego in check, and definitely not something you can do too much stupid in.

  • Lou_BC They like "western food"?
  • 28-Cars-Later "Inside EVs sent automotive journalist Kevin Williams to the Beijing Auto Show, and Williams walked away feeling like Chinese automakers are, generally speaking, building cars that could come to the States and immediately steal plenty of buyers from American, European, Japanese, and Korean automakers."I doubt this very much because: [list=1][*]Conventional drivetrains are not gonna fly and the Chinese are not going to pay to federalize whatever they're selling in Asia (or they would have by now).[/*][*]Until emissions rules for BEV are drawn up (and I'm sure top men are working on that now) it would be easier to resell BEV Asian market product in the US but you're mostly competing for Tesla owners/fans unless you come in and undercut everyone by 50% or more to grow the market. [/*][/list=1]BEV is not taking off folks, the 7% or so (roughly VWoA, Volvo, and Mazda's historic market share) isn't suddenly going to double or triple at current price to value. If PRC brands were to come in with new commuters at $14,995 and then nickle-and-dime for basic features (i.e. the RyanAir model) its a maybe but they won't. They'll come in 5% under the leaders for MSRP and then wonder why their dealer lots are ghost towns (I'm sure whatever dipsh!t dealer group opens a store for them will add ADM on like clowns too).
  • Kjhkjlhkjhkljh kljhjkhjklhkjh weird.. nobody wants to be a cop after cops get held accountable.. And no, this has nothing to do with the ''urban myth of defunding'', the funding reductions in this very article come from a reduction in crime during the pandemic (googlze)... and the voting ''people'' of Floridia not allowing funding increases in a vastly right leaning state, and desantis himself rejecting federal funding according to the googlze ... only top have desantis then TAKE covid relief funds from ARPA (also googlze) .. have fun .. wont be reading any replies since this will bring out all the conspiracy theories, secret cabals, gay mice and gay beer book burners
  • The Oracle Seems fruitless, Tesla’s German giga presses will be churning out front & rear chassis/body modules in no time, and in record numbers.
  • Jeff The Chinese automakers have come to other markets but I doubt they will be allowed in the US at least anytime soon. Most of the Chinese plants are newer and more automated than the US plants and they have learned how to build vehicles from the US and other automakers. Its a combination of Chinese Government support for their automakers and that Chinese automakers have improved their quality and have more automated and modern plants. US automakers and others are losing market share to Chinese automakers in the Chinese market.
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