Junkyard Find: 2012 Hyundai Equus

Murilee Martin
by Murilee Martin

When the first Hyundai Excels appeared on American streets as 1986 models, bearing shockingly cheap price tags, did anyone imagine that someday there would be a big, ostentatious Hyundai luxury sedan with serious V8 power available here? It happened, and I found one of those machines in a car graveyard in Tulsa, Oklahoma, a few weeks back.

To give you an idea of just how amazingly cheap the first US-market Excels were, the only new cars that could undercut the 1986 Excel on MSRP were the wretched Yugo GV and the miserable Subaru STD three-door hatch with four-on-the-floor manual. Even the horrifically obsolete Chevy Chevette cost more—a lot more—than the Excel in 1986.

Even as late as 1992, when "Glengarry Glen Ross" hit theaters, everyone watching knew exactly what Alec Baldwin meant when he told Ed Harris, "You drove a Hyundai to get here tonight. I drove an $80,000 BMW. That's my name!"

Hyundais just got better and better during the 1990s, though, and memories of those shoddy Excels faded.

Back at home, Hyundai had been selling credible luxury machinery (admittedly, often based on Mitsubishi hardware) for quite some time.

The Hyundai Genesis showed up here as a 2009 model and sold quite well. The second-generation Equus debuted in South Korea as a 2010 model, so it seemed like a good idea to ship it across the Pacific.

The Equus first appeared in North America as a 2011 model, and the MSRP for the cheapest version was $58,900 (about $81,136 in 2023 dollars).

I reviewed the 2014 Equus Ultimate and thought it was damn near as nice as the Lexus LS 460. It was more than ten grand cheaper, too (though almost certainly not built as well).

Not many were sold, though. Starting in the 2017 model year, the successor to the Equus became the Genesis G90.

A luxury car this new, no matter how obscure, generally won't show up in a yard like this unless it crashed hard. That doesn't seem to have been the case here, though, since the airbags aren't deployed and junkyard shoppers have purchased most of the front body parts.

We may never know why an 11-year-old Equus met such a fate.

True. Prestige. Equus.

What kind of…?

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Murilee Martin
Murilee Martin

Murilee Martin is the pen name of Phil Greden, a writer who has lived in Minnesota, California, Georgia and (now) Colorado. He has toiled at copywriting, technical writing, junkmail writing, fiction writing and now automotive writing. He has owned many terrible vehicles and some good ones. He spends a great deal of time in self-service junkyards. These days, he writes for publications including Autoweek, Autoblog, Hagerty, The Truth About Cars and Capital One.

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  • Ribbedroof Ribbedroof on Jun 03, 2023

    In Oklahoma, no less!

  • Zerofoo Zerofoo on Jun 03, 2023

    "Hyundais just got better and better during the 1990s, though, and memories of those shoddy Excels faded."


    Never. A friend had an early 90s Hyundai Excel as his college beater. One day he decided that the last tank of gas he bought was worth more than the car. He drove it to empty and then he and his fraternity brothers pushed it into the woods and left it there.

  • Flashindapan Will I miss the Malibu, no. Will I miss one less midsize sedan that’s comfortable, reliable and reasonably priced, yes.
  • Theflyersfan I used to love the 7-series. One of those aspirational luxury cars. And then I parked right next to one of the new ones just over the weekend. And that love went away. Honestly, if this is what the Chinese market thinks is luxury, let them have it. Because, and I'll be reserved here, this is one butt-ugly, mutha f'n, unholy trainwreck of a design. There has to be an excellent car under all of the grotesque and overdone bodywork. What were they thinking? Luxury is a feeling. It's the soft leather seats. It's the solid door thunk. It's groundbreaking engineering (that hopefully holds up.) It's a presence that oozes "I have arrived," not screaming "LOOK AT ME EVERYONE!!!" The latter is the yahoo who just won $1,000,000 off of a scratch-off and blows it on extra chrome and a dozen light bars on a new F150. It isn't six feet of screens, a dozen suspension settings that don't feel right, and no steering feel. It also isn't a design that is going to be so dated looking in five years that no one is going to want to touch it. Didn't BMW learn anything from the Bangle-butt backlash of 2002?
  • Theflyersfan Honda, Toyota, Nissan, Hyundai, and Kia still don't seem to have a problem moving sedans off of the lot. I also see more than a few new 3-series, C-classes and A4s as well showing the Germans can sell the expensive ones. Sales might be down compared to 10-15 years ago, but hundreds of thousands of sales in the US alone isn't anything to sneeze at. What we've had is the thinning of the herd. The crap sedans have exited stage left. And GM has let the Malibu sit and rot on the vine for so long that this was bound to happen. And it bears repeating - auto trends go in cycles. Many times the cars purchased by the next generation aren't the ones their parents and grandparents bought. Who's to say that in 10 years, CUVs are going to be seen at that generation's minivans and no one wants to touch them? The Japanese and Koreans will welcome those buyers back to their full lineups while GM, Ford, and whatever remains of what was Chrysler/Dodge will be back in front of Congress pleading poverty.
  • Corey Lewis It's not competitive against others in the class, as my review discussed. https://www.thetruthaboutcars.com/cars/chevrolet/rental-review-the-2023-chevrolet-malibu-last-domestic-midsize-standing-44502760
  • Turbo Is Black Magic My wife had one of these back in 06, did a ton of work to it… supercharger, full exhaust, full suspension.. it was a blast to drive even though it was still hilariously slow. Great for drive in nights, open the hatch fold the seats flat and just relax.Also this thing is a great example of how far we have come in crash safety even since just 2005… go look at these old crash tests now and I cringe at what a modern electric tank would do to this thing.
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